So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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