Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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