YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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