she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
