im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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