My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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