what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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