The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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