I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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