And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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