Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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