i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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