His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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