FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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