if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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