You can't motorboat a personality
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
accomplished twins. life is a go
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
