Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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