If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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