it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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