ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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