Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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