I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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