STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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