I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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