i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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