lets start a swedish sibling band together
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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