I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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