I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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