dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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