I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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