I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
the raccoons are back...
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