Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I forget how to act sober
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