Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
you made out with another girl for some wings
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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