i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
