Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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