Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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