So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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