Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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