did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I need a burrito and a hug.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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