I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I yelled at your uterus for you.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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