I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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