I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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