we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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