atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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