But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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