We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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