Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I have already put on my inside pants.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
