There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
They left me at home... I'm a liability
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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