I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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