So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
