I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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