how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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