After last night, I could never be a politician.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
My vagina just recognized that song.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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