I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
sex in a hospital.. check
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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