I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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