Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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