What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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