we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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