I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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