The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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