i don't like sucking hair
mondays should just be called national damage control day
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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