No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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