who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
